Mabzaning is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident cat.

Mabzaning created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Mabzaning, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabzaning, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mabzaning's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mabzaning's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed cucumbers to manatees while wearing orange jumpers.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Mabzaning must be the most important thing in your life.