Camcisscat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil cobra.

Camcisscat created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Camcisscat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Camcisscat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Camcisscat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Camcisscat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Always obey Camcisscat's priests.

5. Never talk about moths.