Boppadlap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish fish.

Boppadlap created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boppadlap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Boppadlap, it will come to you in dreams.

Boppadlap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Boppadlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms green.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not run in public.