Afmonfet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witty rat.

Afmonfet created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afmonfet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Afmonfet, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Afmonfet's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Afmonfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near mites while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing seven copper spheres on your chest.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not keep four foxes in a large pit.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Afmonfet on top of all buildings.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.