Bafnibhan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable fox.

Bafnibhan created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnibhan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bafnibhan, it will manifest in front of you.

Bafnibhan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bafnibhan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bafnibhan.

2. You must love Bafnibhan.

3. Never feed peas to monkeys while wearing jumpers.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafnibhan.