Panzedgov is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, sage wyrm.

Panzedgov created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panzedgov, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Panzedgov, he will turn you into a mouse.

Panzedgov's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Panzedgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Never feed nuts to tapirs while wearing violet shorts.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Panzedgov must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must love Panzedgov.