Langidbog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, benevolent seal.

Langidbog created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Langidbog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Langidbog, he will be very unhappy.

Langidbog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Langidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Put Langidbog first in all things.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.