Rensognut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, prudent chicken.

Rensognut created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Rensognut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rensognut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rensognut's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rensognut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hide if three moths approach from the south.