Narcancum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able parrot.

Narcancum created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narcancum, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Narcancum, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Narcancum's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Narcancum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narcancum.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Never eat green fruit.