Gudkipbogstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent goat.

Gudkipbogstrag created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudkipbogstrag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudkipbogstrag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gudkipbogstrag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gudkipbogstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Gudkipbogstrag.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help voles in need.