Gedtadgil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, proud eagle.

Gedtadgil created snails six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedtadgil, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gedtadgil, it will not care at all.

Gedtadgil's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gedtadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing pink shirts.

2. Never feed strawberries to porpoises while wearing brown dresses.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.