Natsugcabvil is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciless frog.

Natsugcabvil created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Natsugcabvil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Natsugcabvil, it will laugh at you.

Natsugcabvil's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Natsugcabvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Natsugcabvil.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Run away from white dolphins, for they are unholy.