Nutjinwikhon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, tiresome mole.

Nutjinwikhon created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutjinwikhon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nutjinwikhon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nutjinwikhon's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nutjinwikhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not hurt shrews.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.