Mippiggilyarlcepvon is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, intelligent raven.

Mippiggilyarlcepvon created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mippiggilyarlcepvon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mippiggilyarlcepvon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Mippiggilyarlcepvon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mippiggilyarlcepvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.