Sandmigdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unselfish octopus.

Sandmigdiss created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandmigdiss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandmigdiss, she will send minions to preach to you.

Sandmigdiss' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sandmigdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never sing in the presence of birds.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.