Sandcenfombep Lapapptailsinteen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless guinea pig.

Sandcenfombep Lapapptailsinteen created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandcenfombep Lapapptailsinteen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sandcenfombep Lapapptailsinteen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Sandcenfombep Lapapptailsinteen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sandcenfombep Lapapptailsinteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not listen to music.