Ragmilcat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying crow.

Ragmilcat created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragmilcat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ragmilcat, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ragmilcat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ragmilcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Do not kill porpoises.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.