Gumvingar Quillnurtcab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, able hummingbird.

Gumvingar Quillnurtcab created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumvingar Quillnurtcab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gumvingar Quillnurtcab, it will come to you in dreams.

Gumvingar Quillnurtcab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gumvingar Quillnurtcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.