Quafvolcar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, astonishing capybara.

Quafvolcar created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafvolcar, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quafvolcar, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quafvolcar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Quafvolcar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quafvolcar first in all things.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.