Nig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful wolf.

Nig created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nig, it will remove you from existence.

Nig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nig.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed aubergines to birds while wearing dresses.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.