Canxinrap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered hyena.

Canxinrap created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canxinrap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Canxinrap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Canxinrap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Canxinrap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak about cherries.