Labgidnutzag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, slow goose.

Labgidnutzag created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labgidnutzag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Labgidnutzag, he will come to you in dreams.

Labgidnutzag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Labgidnutzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near grasshopers.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never hurt nematodes.

5. Fast once a month.