Bimweebast is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, smart owl.

Bimweebast created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Bimweebast, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bimweebast, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bimweebast's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bimweebast's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bimweebast's priests.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bimweebast in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pour water over plants.