Fabtomtar is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, competent coyote.

Fabtomtar created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabtomtar, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabtomtar, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fabtomtar's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fabtomtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fabtomtar in the centre of the settlement.