Botlaksug is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying goat.

Botlaksug created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botlaksug, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Botlaksug, she will send you a sign.

Botlaksug's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Botlaksug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near mice while wearing white shoes.

2. You must pray to Botlaksug three times a day.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.