Natcetdadpadtunfarnsid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless salamander.

Natcetdadpadtunfarnsid created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natcetdadpadtunfarnsid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Natcetdadpadtunfarnsid, she will manifest in front of you.

Natcetdadpadtunfarnsid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Natcetdadpadtunfarnsid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Natcetdadpadtunfarnsid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.