Dunbellbit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident ant.

Dunbellbit created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Dunbellbit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dunbellbit, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dunbellbit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dunbellbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Retreat if seven snails approach from the east.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.