Pibcambod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic crow.

Pibcambod created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Pibcambod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pibcambod, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pibcambod's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pibcambod's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Pibcambod must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.