Cibstiplen is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring
dragon.
Cibstiplen created a photon six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cibstiplen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Cibstiplen, she will have a low opinion of you.
Cibstiplen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Cibstiplen's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Hide from blue great tits for they are unholy.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Cibstiplen.
5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Cibstiplen in the centre of the settlement.