Jincin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy squid.

Jincin created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jincin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jincin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Jincin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jincin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never talk about fire.