Tagjamgub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak fly.

Tagjamgub created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagjamgub, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tagjamgub, he will turn you into a mole.

Tagjamgub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tagjamgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Always look after injured horses.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Tagjamgub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Worship no other gods but Tagjamgub.