Koncidgess is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing narwhal.

Koncidgess created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Koncidgess, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Koncidgess, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Koncidgess' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Koncidgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never leap near otters.

5. Do not covet oxen.