Lamhimfasmip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless hippopotamus.

Lamhimfasmip created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamhimfasmip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lamhimfasmip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Lamhimfasmip's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lamhimfasmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near tapirs while wearing violet dresses and balancing seven carbon spheres on your back.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.