Metlarpstiktonkdan is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, strong
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Metlarpstiktonkdan created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Metlarpstiktonkdan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Metlarpstiktonkdan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Metlarpstiktonkdan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Metlarpstiktonkdan's Holy Commandments1. Never feed aubergines to snakes while wearing boots.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Metlarpstiktonkdan must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Metlarpstiktonkdan.
5. Never think about nebulae.