Fidgesskomsitfarnrenzim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful yak.

Fidgesskomsitfarnrenzim created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidgesskomsitfarnrenzim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fidgesskomsitfarnrenzim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fidgesskomsitfarnrenzim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fidgesskomsitfarnrenzim's Holy Commandments

1. Fidgesskomsitfarnrenzim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about special relativity near birds while wearing black hats and balancing four tin spheres on your back.