Sadhubvon is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective
pigeon.
Sadhubvon created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sadhubvon, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Sadhubvon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Sadhubvon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Sadhubvon's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never eat corn.
5. Do not covet oxen.