Sadhubvon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective pigeon.

Sadhubvon created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhubvon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sadhubvon, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sadhubvon's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sadhubvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Do not covet oxen.