Getfabtap is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy chinchilla.

Getfabtap created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getfabtap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Getfabtap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Getfabtap's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Getfabtap's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your neck black.

3. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.