Getfabtap is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy
chinchilla.
Getfabtap created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Getfabtap, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Getfabtap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Getfabtap's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Getfabtap's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never paint your neck black.
3. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.
4. Never look at black holes.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.