Larpgarrap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, kind deer.

Larpgarrap created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpgarrap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpgarrap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Larpgarrap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Larpgarrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not keep nine geese in a large pit.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.