Fighadmad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident frog.

Fighadmad created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fighadmad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fighadmad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fighadmad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fighadmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fighadmad.