Labcipcid is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane lizard.

Labcipcid created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Labcipcid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Labcipcid, he will turn you into a rat.

Labcipcid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Labcipcid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six swans approach from the west.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.