Tabflagrag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage deer.

Tabflagrag created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabflagrag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tabflagrag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tabflagrag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tabflagrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tabflagrag.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Never pour water over plants.