Nartbagcapbidvenkom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, self-confident shrew.

Nartbagcapbidvenkom created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartbagcapbidvenkom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nartbagcapbidvenkom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nartbagcapbidvenkom's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nartbagcapbidvenkom's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to sheep while wearing pink shoes.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.