Flystraghat Yikjatarn is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient horse.

Flystraghat Yikjatarn created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flystraghat Yikjatarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flystraghat Yikjatarn, it will turn you into a rat.

Flystraghat Yikjatarn's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Flystraghat Yikjatarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green tights.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near otters while wearing purple dresses and balancing four copper spheres on your feet.

3. Flystraghat Yikjatarn loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Flystraghat Yikjatarn loves eagles, so they must be respected.