Stragpaghud is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, clever human.

Stragpaghud created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragpaghud, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stragpaghud, he will torture you forever.

Stragpaghud's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Stragpaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near great tits while wearing indigo trousers.

2. Never paint your back blue.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never play with disobedient children.