Rulxenjabnulldusshadbegmut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong butterfly.

Rulxenjabnulldusshadbegmut created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulxenjabnulldusshadbegmut, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulxenjabnulldusshadbegmut, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rulxenjabnulldusshadbegmut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rulxenjabnulldusshadbegmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about spacetime near nematodes while wearing red jumpers and balancing nine platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Rulxenjabnulldusshadbegmut loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Worship no other gods but Rulxenjabnulldusshadbegmut.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulxenjabnulldusshadbegmut.