Yarlgamzimcidbossadster is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak fish.

Yarlgamzimcidbossadster created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgamzimcidbossadster, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarlgamzimcidbossadster, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yarlgamzimcidbossadster's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yarlgamzimcidbossadster's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Yarlgamzimcidbossadster in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Yarlgamzimcidbossadster.