Rawgenfemnull is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish pigeon.

Rawgenfemnull created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawgenfemnull, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rawgenfemnull, she will turn you into a frog.

Rawgenfemnull's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rawgenfemnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.