Nildaghitfen is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty fly.

Nildaghitfen created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildaghitfen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nildaghitfen, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nildaghitfen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nildaghitfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Hide if nine dogs approach from the north.