Jadnutmin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical monkey.

Jadnutmin created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadnutmin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jadnutmin, it will be very sad.

Jadnutmin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Jadnutmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must pray to Jadnutmin four times a day.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about chromosomes.