Tonkganlog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, irritating donkey.

Tonkganlog created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkganlog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tonkganlog, she will be very sad.

Tonkganlog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tonkganlog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Never sprint near grasshopers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.