Abdutbab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, selfish mouse.

Abdutbab created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdutbab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Abdutbab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Abdutbab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Abdutbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never sing in the presence of geese.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not keep six doves in a large pit.