Cadbonkgen is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating fly.

Cadbonkgen created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbonkgen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadbonkgen, it will turn you into a duck.

Cadbonkgen's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Cadbonkgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near manatees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never play with disobedient children.