Vidhuglop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able deer.

Vidhuglop created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhuglop, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vidhuglop, it will be very unhappy.

Vidhuglop's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vidhuglop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four bats approach from the north.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help sick tortoises.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.