Ligratwad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, annoying alligator.

Ligratwad created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligratwad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligratwad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ligratwad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ligratwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan coats.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Ligratwad loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Ligratwad.

5. Never feed beans to moths while wearing shorts.