Tifkiknul Fobsasappnurtpom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident mouse.

Tifkiknul Fobsasappnurtpom created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifkiknul Fobsasappnurtpom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tifkiknul Fobsasappnurtpom, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tifkiknul Fobsasappnurtpom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tifkiknul Fobsasappnurtpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tifkiknul Fobsasappnurtpom on top of all buildings.