Cimlarnyatgep is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, unselfish
weasel.
Cimlarnyatgep created an atom six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cimlarnyatgep, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Cimlarnyatgep, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Cimlarnyatgep's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Cimlarnyatgep's Holy Commandments1. You must love Cimlarnyatgep.
2. Do not wear nickel on your body.
3. Never talk about ants.
4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Always obey Cimlarnyatgep's priests.