Jancinsan Vidgumhud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind lizard.

Jancinsan Vidgumhud created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jancinsan Vidgumhud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jancinsan Vidgumhud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jancinsan Vidgumhud's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jancinsan Vidgumhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Jancinsan Vidgumhud loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not eat coconuts.