Benhivfob is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, witty
grasshopper.
Benhivfob created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benhivfob, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Benhivfob, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Benhivfob's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Benhivfob's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.