Benhivfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witty grasshopper.

Benhivfob created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benhivfob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Benhivfob, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Benhivfob's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Benhivfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.